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#1 Notanotherpub

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Posted 27 September 2013 - 02:02 PM

A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves was the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening after they had met in a pub.

"You lying toad" she yells" last night you told me you were stunt pilot"

"No" he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team"


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Posted 27 September 2013 - 02:04 PM

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there: a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times !!!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go ??"
Edna: "No, no, no... course not... I'm just saying, wear an old dress".






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